Twitter bios – nominate the worst of 2011

November 30, 2011

Are you, like us, constantly astounded by what people say in their Twitter biography?

You know what I mean – they range from the sublime to the ridiculous, from the disingenuous to the hilarious.

Well, as Twitter continues to grow we can only expect more of these bizarre and shameless 160 character profiles. So let’s celebrate them and have some fun!

We need your nominations for the most amazingly bad Twitter biography of 2011.

There are three categories

  1. Worst spambot Twitter bio (the bio you know is so obviously the work of spammers)
  2. Most laughable Twitter bio (the bio that makes you LOL)
  3. Most cringeworthy self-promoting bio (is this person serious?)

Send in your entries to @iftweeter or as a comment at the end of this blog.

There will be a short-list and then a vote for the winners before Christmas.

Please screen-grab the entries or just copy them out and send to us.  We will black-out the Twitter profile name before publishing for privacy.

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