Twitter bios – nominate the worst of 2011

Are you, like us, constantly astounded by what people say in their Twitter biography?

You know what I mean – they range from the sublime to the ridiculous, from the disingenuous to the hilarious.

Well, as Twitter continues to grow we can only expect more of these bizarre and shameless 160 character profiles. So let’s celebrate them and have some fun!

We need your nominations for the most amazingly bad Twitter biography of 2011.

There are three categories

  1. Worst spambot Twitter bio (the bio you know is so obviously the work of spammers)
  2. Most laughable Twitter bio (the bio that makes you LOL)
  3. Most cringeworthy self-promoting bio (is this person serious?)

Send in your entries to @iftweeter or as a comment at the end of this blog.

There will be a short-list and then a vote for the winners before Christmas.

Please screen-grab the entries or just copy them out and send to us.  We will black-out the Twitter profile name before publishing for privacy.

Latest Posts

Creating polished, professional videos for social media doesn’t mean you need the latest camera or a studio setup: what really matters is how you shoot, edit, and present your videos. Let’s break down the essentials that will help your video content stand out and make an impact. Preparation Is Everything…
Read More
We’ve all been there – reeling off the results of our latest B2B marketing campaign with glee, while the recipient’s eyes glaze over. Whether it’s informing CFOs or CMOs of our latest success, we need to tailor our reporting accordingly and make them far more impactful. You may have seen…
Read More
Meta didn’t announce updates. It announced control. At NewFronts 2025, Meta rolled out tools, formats, and algorithms that signal one thing: it wants to own the attention economy from top to bottom. Discovery, distribution, and even your creative process. This isn’t just about more ad slots. It’s…
Read More